There’s very few things that interest me outside my own little secluded piece of Second Life. I rarely leave my property, but when I do….. it’s generally related to businesses. It’s rare I make an excursion of any sort….. however…..
I heard the Playboy sim was open, and well, was rather interested in what kind of presence Playboy was bringing to Second Life. Curiosity, in other words. After all, Playboy is Playboy….. a corporate brand which is a little less boring than say IBM, Dell, or Coca Cola.
Sadly, I didn’t find what I was hoping to find….. instead of something which reflects Playboy’s “style”….. I found an island which could have been set up by Joe or Jane Doe, and a very uninspiring landscape. While the building itself was nice, it was more or less an empty sim with a patch of mild inspiration here and there. The sim itself, was incredibly laggy….. and at the time of my visit, there were only seven people. I left, went back again later, and still only nine people….. the sim was still incredibly laggy. Sadly, it seems the lag is attributed to the scripts running in the sim. And given the lack of content….. I suspect inexperienced scripting to be the cause.
Outside of that, the other criticism I could really make would be about the branded products for sale in the sim. Listed for sale, Playboy SL products for ridiculous amounts of money. Playboy branded outfits were listed for 300+ L….. which, out of all honesty, almost anyone with the slightest bit of experience could make within 10-20 minutes. In fact, you could get much higher quality outfits in a single trip to Sarah Nerd’s freebie place for 1 L. If you want much better for your buck, visit Dark Eden or Barerose. And if you try to tell me a plain, simple “red shirt and bikini” with the word Playboy pasted across it is worth more than a Toyoto Scion….. well….. you’re off your rocker.
In summary, my excursion to the Playboy sim was an absolute disappointment….. Instead of finding a Playboy inspired sim, I found a laggy corporate business model looking to fleece people into buying simple products at outrageous prices for a brand. At least other corporate business models I’ve seen in Second Life give you quality products for their prices….. Playboy, however, does the very least while asking for the very most.
Bad form, Playboy, bad form.